"He’s on my team, faggot! That means if anyone’s gettin’ his ass, it’s gonna be me.”
"Shut it, cocksucker. Can’t you tell he likes me more? Look at his face! He’s practically beggin’ me ta fuck him."
"Yeah right. C’mon Spy, tell him you want my cock more than his."
"If you both do not shut up, neizher of you will get anyzhing from me!"
"If you cannot share, zhen I refuse to stay."
The two Scouts glared at each other in a, miraculously, silent battle of wills. Then the BLU smirked, and began to slide the RED Spy’s shirt off his shoulders sensually.
"I betcha he could take both of us at once."
"No way! That’s fucking gay!"
"What? You scared of my dick? I didn’t know you that insecure about your size.”
"I ain’t scared of anything, motherfucker."
RED Scout squeezed his teammate’s nipples, drawing out pleased hums, which were smothered as his BLU counterpart slid two fingers into the mouth making them.
He licked his lips.
"Then prove it."